NOFX played Sunday's Van's Warped Tour in Oceanport, NJ. But, as usual, wasted the 40-minute set chopping each other and goofing off.July 20, 2009
NOFX: Set List Sell Outs
NOFX played Sunday's Van's Warped Tour in Oceanport, NJ. But, as usual, wasted the 40-minute set chopping each other and goofing off.East Coast Addiction: Warped Babies
Awesome to catch some Trenton love at Sunday's Warped Tour in Oceanport. Here we have Robbinsville's East Coast Addiction getting down on the Jersey Stage, while most were getting ready to see NOFX on the Main Stage. The guys threw down an energetic set, got the crowd of about 30 to toss a beach ball around, as they slid through a collection of synth-shocked pop punk. It's the second year the guys played Warped. Burning Jersey was there, too. But they played at noon, and traffic getting in was hell.
TAT: Rock 'N' Roll Rebel Reincarnate
One shining moment at a fairly regular Warped Tour was British punk rockers TAT, and it's slinky lead singer, Tatiana DeMaria. The band's got this classic, Joan Jett/Runaways feel, which is refreshing considering all the emo-slop and synth-cartooning that infected this season's tour. It got really raunchy when DeMaria noted that she just got done her woman cycle and then decided to burn it out with a can of Monster Energy Drink she poured down the front of her really tight jeans. You go girl.
Millionaires: Head Trip
About the only thing good about the Millionaires was their overtly sexual stage show. But that's about it. Totally sucky hip-hop, party thrash-trash - and the little girls watching totally ate it up. Girls, go check out Peaches' new album. That record's the bomb!
Beastie Boys: Cancer kills Summer tour
Meg & Dia: Winnie Cooper circa '09
Spotted "Wonder Years" starlet Winnie Cooper at Sunday's Warped Tour at the Monmouth Race Track in Oceanport. Gotcha! That's actually Meg Frampton of the indie pop sister act Meg & Dia. Pretty close to the real thing, don't you think?
July 16, 2009
On the Beat: July 16-22
(Top Left) Full Blown ChaosHanna Montana’s mop-top side-kick’s Radio Disney-style bubblegum pop and hit single “Hey!” is “covered in rain, but feel like it’s the sun.” Know for his quirky comedic timing on the show and Three Doors Down musical impressions on stage, the teen sensation hits up Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) Northern Star Arena at 7 tonight. Honor Society, opens. Free with admission to the park. All-ages.
Funk-tified beach bums get wavy gravy with Wreckless Eric and Amy Rigby at Asbury Lanes (209 4th Ave., Asbury Park) at 8 tonight. Tickets cost $8. 21-plus.
Last calls fail to stop these disenchanted party poppers – flexing their hopelessly-nerdy alt-rock clout at McGuinn’s Place (1781 Brunswick Pike, Lawrence) at 9 tomorrow night - from double-fisting till dawn. A warm-up show for the ex-Philo, Frantic and Dead Flowers players’ mini tour to Brooklyn, Baltimore, South Carolina and, of all places, the Princeton Rec Center in Princeton, W. Vir., the concert also includes sets from 12 Miles Offshore and High Fire Skyline. Tickets cost $5. 21-plus.
Rhode Island space-metal mindbenders guide a voyage of low-fi - and less technical - translations of Isis, Pink Floyd and Opeth into The All Call Inn (214 Weber Ave., Ewing) at 6 tomorrow night. These Branches, which buzz jam-rock instrumentals with a White Stripes feel, headline The All Call Inn (214 Weber Ave., Ewing) at 6 tomorrow night. Jesuscentric, Ghosting, The Shade Planet Bandits and Dirty Josh play, too. Tickets cost $7. All-ages.
Philly flyboys hit the All Call Inn (214 Weber Avenue, Ewing) at 9 tomorrow night with Local Demise and a jaded suburbanite point of view that showcases an astute punk spirit and appreciation for Bad Religion, The Descendants and Black Flag. Karma Bat and The Last Barbarians are also on the bill. Tickets cost $5. 21-plus.
Trenton guitar guru, getting down and dirty at The Record Collector (358 Farnsworth Ave., Bordentown) at 7:30 tomorrow night, politics with ’dem “Jersey Blues,” with every-man prose showcasing the state’s biggest problems: amusement park deaths, toxic waste and sensational tabloid headlines. Tickets cost $10 in advance, $12 at the door. All-ages.
The Massachusetts scream-dealing scar-makers lead the mosh-pit express at Maennerchor Field (3650 Cold Spring Creamery Road, Doylestown, Pa.) at 5:30 tomorrow with Metal Bladers Evergreen Terrance, Cruel Hand, Unholy, Mother of Mercy, Nailed Right In and Spectral Empire. Tickets cost $12 in advance, $14 at the door. All-ages.
Beast-core behemoths Earth-rattling metal tricks remain consistently brutal. And the monster voice will be in full effect at noon Saturday at Championships Sports Bar and Grill (931 Chambers St., Trenton). The Grieving Process, A Moment of Anguish, A Red Sky In Mourning, Ash Monday, OLMEC, Mass Punishment and Die Area join in on the fun. Tickets cost $10. All-ages.
Tough-core tyrant’s hate-breeding metallic crunch left a sickening trail of bruised ears when blazing through the 2005 Sounds of the Underground tour. Now the Long Islanders are here in Trenton - at 8 p.m. Saturday in the basement of Joe’s Mill Hill Saloon (300 S. Broad St.) – to prove they still got the faster-than-most speed-core muscle to crush skulls and melt faces. The head-banging super show also includes sets from Everything’s Ruined, Dead & Buried and Isyou. Tickets cost $10. 21-plus.
Lumberton cotton-candy rockers scream Nickelback – headline The All Call Inn (214 Weber Ave., Ewing) at 5 p.m. Saturday. Oratory and Liberal Media Bias, open. Tickets cost $7. All-ages.
Seventy-one year old Oklahoma country “Queen of Rock ’N’ Roll,” who hung out with Elvis Presley in rockabilly’s early incarnations in the mid-’50s, still has some cowgirl kiddy-up left in her songbird voice. As the story goes, Jackson – headlining a pair of shows at The Record Collector (358 Farnsworth Ave., Bordentown) at 7:30 and 10 p.m. Saturday – was hitting the same concert halls as The King when it was suggested to switch out of country music tradition and into the radio mainstream. It landed her Top 15 hit, “I Gotta Know,” and a 2009 Rock ’N’ Roll Hall of Fame induction. Jet Weston and His Atomic Ranch Hands, open. Tickets cost $30 in advance, $35 at the door. All-ages.
The Princeton chapter’s rock ’n’ roll summer campers flashes its power stances and flexes its classic rock knowledge of Alice Cooper, John Lennon and The Who, at Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) Live & Local stage at 1 p.m. Saturday. On the Beat has also learned that a Beastie Boys cover of “Fight For Your Right To Party” is also on the set list, along with covers by alt-rock superstars Weezer and The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Free with admission to the park. All-ages.
New Hope neo-hippie noise flunkies’ campfire songs make for a killer beach party soundtrack to Saturday’s Stone Pony Summerstage (913 Ocean Ave., Asbury Park) performance at 8:20 p.m. Tickets cost $30. All-ages.
Prog-punk tricksters get high on At The Drive In fumes, dazed by Led Zeppelin at The All Call Inn (214 Weber Ave., Ewing) at 5 p.m. Sunday. Hamilton’s The Cretins, who’ve grown into their barking lyrics and grandiose metal-guitar faze (think Circa Survive or Atreyu), are also on the bill. So are Gene Smilek and Dave Servoldio. Tickets cost $7. All-ages.
New York teen, whose breathy Barbie pop models Emily Osment’s bubbly tone, joins Gee Davey at Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) Live & Local stage at 1 p.m. Sunday. Free with admission to the park. All-ages.
Stephanie White & Philth Harmonic
Sassy North Jersey singer, who refused to let Simon Cowell bust on her leg warmers during Season 5’s Hollywood Week of American Idol, shows off her sultry, Sarah McLachlan, jazz-pop pose at Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) Live & Local stage at 1 p.m. Monday. Free with the price of admission. All-ages.
The “Summerland” actor and R&B star, headlining Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) Northern Star Arena at 7 p.m. Monday, looked totally cheesed when caught groping – that’s a butt grab – a tickled-pink Paris Hilton at February’s Grammy’s. McCartney was nominated for Record of the Year. Paris was to sip from Lil Wayne’s “goblet.” Free with admission to the park. All-ages.
Montclair spook-skankers, whose special effects sound like Madness and Squirrel Nut Zippers orchestrating a Tim Burton movie, headline Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) Live & Local stage at 3 p.m. Tuesday. Free with paid admission to the park. All-ages.
Rap front man Travis McCoy - leading his alt-hop crew at Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) at 7 p.m. Tuesday - kissed it girl Katy Perry and liked it, toured with the pop hottie on last summer’s Warped Tour, hit the beach over Christmas, then called it quits in January. And in a strange turn of events, McCoy professed love for his laptop on his blog, saying “it’s loyal, listens and never lets me down.” Ouch! Well, America can breathe easier, the couple are back together, taking their clothes “off, to have a good time, oh no.” Boys Like Girls, The Veronicas, The Academy Is … and Never Shout Never round out the bill. Free with admission to the park. All-ages.
Who says you can’t always get what you want? Just because The Rolling Stones haven’t toured in nearly a decade, doesn’t mean there’s no one out there to get your rocks off. There’s tribute bands, too, including this Rome-born version of the rock legends featuring an Italian-American Mick Jagger from Haddon Heights and a righteous live show set for The Wonder Bar (1213 Ocean Ave., Asbury Park) at 5 p.m. Tuesday. Tickets cost $5. All-ages.
California skate-punk punishers, who fling dagger-like “woh-oh’s” a la Pennywise/AFI, headline Asbury Lanes (209 4th Ave., Asbury Park) at 8 p.m. Tuesday. Left Alone, The Creetons and The Scandals, open. Tickets cost $8. 21-plus.
Scott Frost’s On The Beat concert listing appears in The Trentonian every Thursday. If your band is playing around town, hit up the On the Beat webline at djscott111@aol.com. And hit up the Trentonian's Features Section for the best in entertainment news.
July 15, 2009
DJ Non-Chalant: Hot Chip-ed
Need a little geek love. Well, DJ Non-Chalant got a little bored in the studio the other day, so he decided to embrace his fans with a Hot Chip mix tape. We collected a bunches of hot mixes and reworks over the years, and figured it was time to mash them up. Linked below is a pretty hot half-hour of robo-rave for all the nerds in the house. Enjoy, and don't forget to comment!July 13, 2009
That's Some Bull!
DJ Non-Chalant: Swedish Meatball 2: Seconds
1. Muppets Suit Up
2. Simian Mobile Disco – Audacity of Huge (Naum Gabo Remix)
3. Dubbel Dutch – Maser
4. Bookah Shade – Mandarin Girl
5. Juiceboxxx & Dre Skull – Sweat (Dusted Bass Mix)
6. The Juan McClean – One Day (Surkin Mix)
7. Chairlift – Evident Utensil (Sinden Remix)
8. DJ Kaos – Love The Night Away
9. The Field – Over The Ice
10. Peter Bjorn & John – It Don’t Move Me (Miike Snow Remix)
11. Mujaba – Township Funk (Dilpo Remix)
12. AC Slater – BanGer (Tittsworth Remix)
13. S12 – Way In My Brain
14. Diplo – Bingo Players/Get Up
15. Major Lazer – Pon De Floor
16. Dre Skull – Gone Too Far (Lee Mortiner Remix)
17. Count of Monte Cristal – B-More Forward
18. Trip – Benny Got Back
19. Zion I & Grouch – Lift Me Up (Amp Live Mix)
20. AC Slater – Party Like Us (Udachi Mix)
21. Alex Gopher – Aurora (Sin Ichi Osawa Remix)
22. Presets – Kicking and Screaming
23. N.A.S.A. – Gifted (Steve Aoki Remix)
24. Busta Rhymes feat. Estelle – Word Go Round (DJ Mehdi
Remix)
July 12, 2009
Bill Cosby: A Traitor to his People
Phillies win 5-2, go 10 games over .500, and 3.5 in front of the second-place Marlins, and the Great and Powerful Cos sits pretty in the dugout of Fenway Park in Boston, where the dreaded Red Sox slaughtered the Royals. Seriously? What are you going to do when your hometown World Champs march into Boston come October to take the title again? July 9, 2009
On the Beat: July 9-15

Amora Bliss (Top)
State Radio (Left)
Taylor Bright (Bottom Left)
The Trenton singer’s acoustic Bad Religion lullabies on tap for 9 tonight at McGuinn’s Place (1781 Brunswick Pike, Lawrence) gives hope to aging misanthropic anthropoids. Tickets cost $2. 21-plus.
Pure and polished tween country-pop should get this Philly singer - playing the Live & Local stage at Six Flag’s Great Adventure (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) at 2 this afternoon with Reed Schmidt and Rockin’ Kids Club – either a spot on “American Idol” or an opening gig for Demi Lovato. Show’s free with admission to the park. All-ages.
Guitar whiz, which at 20 was ranked by Guitar World only behind B.B. King and Eric Clapton on their list of the most popular blues artists, headlines The Stone Pony (913 Ocean Ave., Asbury Park) at 8 tonight. Tickets cost $32.50 in advance, $35 at the door. All-ages.
The all-chick Led Zeppelin “reinvention,” as termed by the project’s Jimmy Page, Steph Paynes, in a May ’08 interview with The Trentonian, attempts to exude the same sexual energy as the arena-rock superstars, but without all that icky Robert Plant chest-hair sweat. Instead it’s “Whole Lotta Love,” and tighter behinds, for these New York rock vixens, set to go all “Heartbreaker” on The Wonder Bar (1213 Ocean Ave., Asbury Park) at 8:30 tonight. Tickets cost $15 in advance, $20 at the door. All-ages.
Rochester snarl rockers, playing Asbury Lanes (209 4th Ave., Asbury Park) at 8 tonight with One Win Choice, Black Wine and Break Even, scream it up like The Locusts wiling out inside a Midwest twister. Tickets cost $8. 21-plus.
Beastly Burlco crazy-core’s metallic carnage is utterly deranged. The Delran demons kick off their tour at 4 tomorrow afternoon with a mini hardcore hoedown housed at Championships Sports Bar and Grill (931 Chambers St., Trenton) featuring Canker Sore, In Wake of the Plague, Doomsday Machine, Schematic, Dead Thoughts Memory, Beneath Me and A Red Sky In Mourning. Tickets cost $10. All-ages.
The National Spelling Bee
Ocean Vs. All post-punks get electro-core under a fountain of strobe lights deep inside the Mill Hill Basement (300 S. Broad St., Trenton) at 9 tomorrow night. Conductor Connor Byrne tells On The Beat the “project” is “an audible and visual life experience” and “satirical performance on pretentious indie bands” aimed at non-epileptics looking to suck down an intense light show. The Adalusians and Montagna and the Mouth to Mouth play, too. Tickets cost $5. 21-plus.
New Providence speed-metal mutants, who sound like the soundtrack to a one-vehicle collision through a brick wall, headline Championships Sports Bar and Grill (931 Chambers St., Trenton) at 10 tomorrow night. Tickets cost $8. 21-plus.
Pop-punk hooks like, “I love your clothes, I love you sober, when you’re good and ready, I’ll call you over,” and songs about cheerleaders they’ll never score with, gets these weenie Weezer weakerthans plenty of Blink 182 comparisons and zero play. The guys will try to earn your much-needed friendship at The All Call Inn (214 Weber Ave., Ewing) at 6 tomorrow night. Valet Parking, Forgotten Fall, Smalltown Promise, The Hand Me Downs and The Bottom Line play, too. Tickets cost $8. All-ages.
Politically-minded roots rockers predicted Barack Obama’s election in an interview with The Trentonian in April ’08, saying his nomination sent a message to the world that the U.S. is a diverse nation of free thinkers. And with that in order, the former Dispatch players can now concentrate less on preaching the meaning of their democratic pose to instead just plain rock outside by the beach at Asbury Park’s Stone Pony Summerstage (913 Ocean Ave., Asbury Park) at 5 tomorrow night, where Chad Stokes’ reggae-rich rhythms - think The Police here - can be appreciated for all its sunny splendor. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, open. Tickets cost $20 in advance, $25 at the door. All-ages.
Peter Tork and Shoe Suede Blues
The Monkees’ comedy relief, who according to an ’08 interview with The Trentonian sold anarchy through tomfoolery, now tours the country spinning bluesy Americana at old-time vinyl spots, like The Record Collector (358 Farnsworth Ave., Bordentown), where he’ll headline gigs at 7:30 p.m. tomorrow and Saturday. Psych-rockers The Gripweeds, open. Tickets cost $18 in advance, $20 at the door. All-ages.
Left of the dial power-pop Lemonhead-style melodies has these garage rockers - opening for New Brunswick’s Anderson Council at 8 tomorrow night at Asbury Lanes (209 4th Ave., Asbury Park) – big upping Garden State staples The Dipsomaniacs and The Smithereens with every bouncy guitar pump. The Campbell Apartment opens the show. Tickets cost $8. 21-plus.
Aberrant growls and hammer-heavy breakdowns has these Atco headbangers - playing The All Call Inn (214 Weber Ave., Ewing) at 5 p.m. Saturday - paying homage to Lamb of God’s early incarnations as Burn the Priest. Further hardcore creature features include sets from Atrophia, Hope Runs Deep, Doomsday Machine, Chorea, Maesion and Schematic. Tickets cost $7. All-ages.
Hamilton post-core pretty boys kick out the slams Saosin style at 4 p.m. Saturday at Finnigans (529 Route 130 N., Hightstown) with East Coast Addiction and Circle The Sky. Tickets cost $8. All-ages.
Mount Laurel rocker’s jam-party-psychedelics mixes Sugar Ray hip-pop additives and ’80s-era Red Hot Chili Peppers funk. The crew is shindigging-it at The All Call Inn (214 Weber Ave., Ewing) at 9 p.m. Saturday. Tickets cost $5. 21-plus.
Bucks County bohemian groove junkies fight for their right to party at THE MIXXER - a weekend music, art and food drive at Snipes Farm (890 W. Bridge St., Morrisville, Pa.) starting at 11 a.m. Saturday with a charity quoits tournament. Concertgoers are urged to bring non-perishable food donations for the Trenton Area Soup Kitchen, with the top donators winning big prizes. The two-stage, 10 band lineup includes musical ranges from bluegrass to jazz, rock and funk. Besides the hosts, the bash includes sets from Justin Pope, Lyle Richards, James Dalton, Blue Sky Invention’s John Beacher, Steve Cherassky, The Mystery Men, Outside the Box, The Hustle, Wineskin, Sinking Ship and The Avaries. Tickers cost $15 in advance, $20 at the door. There will be hippies there – repeat hippies WILL be there – so camping under the stars is welcome. All-ages.
Skandalous New Brunswick two-toners shuffle their feet to the rocksteady beat at Asbury Lanes (209 4th Ave., Asbury Park) at 8 p.m. Saturday. Step2Far, The Obvious and Patriot, open. Tickets cost $8. 21-plus.
The Georgia power-rock threesome join Jersey’s Antidote Everything at Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) Live & Local Stage at 2 p.m. Saturday. Free with admission to the park. All-ages.
Eighties cheese-rock magicians – playing The Stone Pony (913 Ocean Ave., Asbury Park) at 7 p.m. Saturday - hit the really high notes while getting triumphant on prog-guitar wizardry, but not like Exodus or Venom, who’d certainly tie them up by their tattered jean jackets and knock the acid-wash right out of their aging mullets. Jersey Syndicate and Rafttree, open. Tickets cost $30 n advance, $35 at the door. All-ages.
Cynical slime-baller’s squatter-punk induce deviant behavior. The Hightstown hell raisers headline Finnigans (529 Route 130 N., Hightstown) at 4 p.m. Sunday. A Lesser Evil – now with Free Yon preservatives – A Love Like Pi, No Risk and The Great Explainer complete the bill. Tickets cost $8. All-ages.
New York alt-metal regenerators, playing Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s (1 Six Flags Blvd., Jackson) at 2 p.m. Sunday with 19 Stone, have a fever for blues-soaked rock ’n’ snot with a Stone Temple Pilots feel. Free with paid admission to the park. All-ages.
New Brunswick folk journeyman, headlining the Mill Hill Basement (300 S. Broad St., Trenton) at 9 p.m. Wednesday, weaves quaint coffeehouse acoustic blues for punk rockers who appreciate John Mayer. Tickets cost $5. 21-plus.
Potty-mouthed city singer-songwriter performs with All The Right Appendages in All the Wrong Places, songstress Shannon Cole and Kevin McQuiston and the Underpaid Mercenaries at The Northstar Bar (27th and Poplar streets, Philadelphia) at 8 p.m. Wednesday. Tickets cost $10. 21-plus.
Scott Frost’s On The Beat concert listings appears in The Trentonian every Thursday. If your band is playing around town, hit up the On the Beat webline at djscott111@aol.com. And for links to the bands above, free downloads, videos and other cool music happenings in and around the world check out http://onthebeatphilly.blogspot.com.


